WHEN ITS NICE OUTSIDE AND I SUGGEST DAY DRINKING TO MY FRIENDS
When I wake up and realize it’s not the weekend anymore
When someone asks if I’m hungry
When a guy flirts with me all night but then doesn’t make a move
When someone steals the covers
When I wake up hungover and can’t remember if I washed my face before bed
Putting body lotion on after a shower
When I wrongly assume that I can handle one more shot
When I was a teenager, and pictured my love life in my 20’s:
When I call for take-out and they say it’s going to be more than 30 minutes
